[...he cannot even be irritated, it's like getting mad at a new puppy with one floppy ear that keeps tilting its head at you after it chewed your pant leg. not even Facilier can get mad at a puppy like that.]

I'd more worry that's exactly why you don't remember.

And seriously, why? Call me a glutton for punishment, I just can't think of a time, place, or world where that'd be in vogue.