[8] - Video

[warrenwhite]

Okay, guys? I have problems. Yeah. I know. How surprising. [Warren shrugs, smiling. He doesn't mind. But onto the serious business.]

One. Why don't we have fixed sentences? I mean, seriously. If this is a prison and not an asylum, can't we reasonably have some guestimate as to how long we're gonna be here for? Because this indefinite shit? It's not helping anyone. Really, trust me on this.

Second. You know how people are getting murdered when Iago feels like he needs a sandwich or whatever? What about the non-murderous people, like me? Why don't we ever get rewarded for being good little prison zombies? Because seriously, people are less likely to do bad stuff if they've got things to lose. And at the moment, people don't have any chance of freedom and nothing really important to stop them from messing with the other inmates.

Thirdly. [He stops, leaning towards the camera.] Since I've just like, enlightened you all so much, I don't suppose anyone's got some smokes?

[Yeah, Warren's just fishing for free stuff at the same time as being a bit astute with dubious motives.]

Comments

[lostundercover]

Not all prisons come with fixed sentences, but you're right about those rewards. You should talk to your warden.

[Private]
I've got a few smokes you can have.

I need to know more about Nygma.

Warren's stabbing him firmly in the back on this one. He'll probs only say what Eddie wants him to.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

It's not about me, it's about everyone, yeah?

[Private]

Uh huh. Okay. What do you want to know?

Rock on.

[lostundercover]

Yeah. Same rules still apply. Depends on the prison.

[Private]

I want you to tell me what he did specifically that made you so afraid of him back then.

[Private] Rock on.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Well, man, it wasn't really him specifically. It was the prison, you know, and the lot of them as a group. Which is why it was so surprising when he reformed, you know?

[Private]

[lostundercover]

You think he really reformed?

[Private]

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think so. He's been reformed for so long, he must be, right? [Warren sounds fairly wooden when he says that.]

[Private]

[lostundercover]

I'm not so sure.. and you weren't last time we talked either, if I remember right.