[1] - Video

[warrenwhite]

[The journal clicks on, and Warren appears. The camera angle goes wild for a second as he turns it over to look at it.]

This is different! A new type of therapy for the crazies, I guess.

[Warren goes right up to the camera and gives it a huge grin. Then something in his expression changes, and he reaches up to touch his hair, then his face, looking surprised. It’s pretty clear that he’s missing basically all of his fingers.]

Oh-kay.

[Looking nervous, he bites his hand, hard. Looks at the imprint left there for a long moment.]

Holy shit.

[Cue Warren dropping the journal on the floor, and having a madcap run around his room looking for any type of reflective surface. After a long period of time, he picks of the journal, looking way less happy.]

Okay. Very funny. I get it, I get it. The Two Face style of therapy. No problem. I just gotta find something cold. Real cold. Get rid of all this excess… [He makes a general gesture to his nose and the rest of his face. You get a glimpse of him walking towards the door before he turns off his communicator.]

OOC: Warren’s talking on voice for all his replies, as he wanders around the barge looking for some type of freezer to try and get rid of half his face again. Anyone who wants to Spam, feel free to run into him/stop him/hassle him. He’s not violent.

Comments

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Don't forget his stupid girlfriend. I barely talked to the man and I knew about her.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Wasn't he married? Gilda Dent?

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

If he had a wife, he never mentioned her.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I could be wrong. Maybe he flipped his coin and got a divorce.

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't know.

Anyway, it's a pleasure to meet you, whoever you are.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Warren White. And you would be...?

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Loki. Pleasure to meet you, Mr. White.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Awesome name. I'll probably see you around. But I'll have my new face by then!

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

And what will your new face look like?

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Like my old face, but with less on it.

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Define less.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

[Warren changes his journal device to video.] Here, here, here... [Pointing to his nose, ears, rest of his head in general.] Totally unnecessary, you know?

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I agree. The nose is completely superfluous. And the ears? Ugh.

Oh, Loki, you're such a jerk. <3

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Exactly! [Warren sounds so pleased to have finally met someone who seems to get it.] But they keep telling me not to do it. It doesn't make any sense.

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[everylittlegirl]

Hey! Don't be a dick. He still has friends here.

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[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

He doesn't have friends. He's only your friend until the coin tells him not to be. Then - wham! He's flipping it to see if he wants to kill you or not. It's messed up.

Sorry! That was meant to be private to Loki. :| I should have specified!~

[everylittlegirl]

OH. LOLOL. Let's assume Warren's comment there doesn't exist~~~

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

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[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Oh please, you know he talked about what's-her-name the girlfriend.

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[everylittlegirl]

Rachel? Yeah, he did. I met her too. She wasn't stupid.

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[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

That doesn't change the fact that he talked about her a lot.

Still, I'll leave him alone for now.

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[everylittlegirl]

You talk about yourself a lot. That doesn't make you stupid.

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[everylittlegirl]

Thanks.

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[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

And my dear, my narcissism, god complex and charm cancel out the stupid.

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[everylittlegirl]

Good to know.