Warren White

Oh, man! That port! Sure, I can't remember huge bits of it, but what I do remember is amazing. Seriously, Vala, when that ghost came and was all "GAHH" and you were all- [Warren bursts out laughing before he can say what Vala actually did, and continues laughing for a few seconds.] Seriously. Amazing. I love the Admiral. He always gives us such fun stuff to do.

Oh, yeah, to the group I went down into the basement with? Sorry guys, there was a ghost of a guy that I just had to talk to. So I went off to speak to him, and he was still all angry about that whole 'I killed myself because of you!' thing. So obviously I was told him that, you know, sometimes you just have to move on in life. It's not my fault that he couldn't hack it. I'm not exactly going to be scared by some red file. [Warren starts laughing again, before stopping the connection.]

[The journal clicks on, and Warren appears. The camera angle goes wild for a second as he turns it over to look at it.]

This is different! A new type of therapy for the crazies, I guess.

[Warren goes right up to the camera and gives it a huge grin. Then something in his expression changes, and he reaches up to touch his hair, then his face, looking surprised. It’s pretty clear that he’s missing basically all of his fingers.]

Oh-kay.

[Looking nervous, he bites his hand, hard. Looks at the imprint left there for a long moment.]

Holy shit.

[Cue Warren dropping the journal on the floor, and having a madcap run around his room looking for any type of reflective surface. After a long period of time, he picks of the journal, looking way less happy.]

Okay. Very funny. I get it, I get it. The Two Face style of therapy. No problem. I just gotta find something cold. Real cold. Get rid of all this excess… [He makes a general gesture to his nose and the rest of his face. You get a glimpse of him walking towards the door before he turns off his communicator.]

OOC: Warren’s talking on voice for all his replies, as he wanders around the barge looking for some type of freezer to try and get rid of half his face again. Anyone who wants to Spam, feel free to run into him/stop him/hassle him. He’s not violent.