[1] - Video

[warrenwhite]

[The journal clicks on, and Warren appears. The camera angle goes wild for a second as he turns it over to look at it.]

This is different! A new type of therapy for the crazies, I guess.

[Warren goes right up to the camera and gives it a huge grin. Then something in his expression changes, and he reaches up to touch his hair, then his face, looking surprised. It’s pretty clear that he’s missing basically all of his fingers.]

Oh-kay.

[Looking nervous, he bites his hand, hard. Looks at the imprint left there for a long moment.]

Holy shit.

[Cue Warren dropping the journal on the floor, and having a madcap run around his room looking for any type of reflective surface. After a long period of time, he picks of the journal, looking way less happy.]

Okay. Very funny. I get it, I get it. The Two Face style of therapy. No problem. I just gotta find something cold. Real cold. Get rid of all this excess… [He makes a general gesture to his nose and the rest of his face. You get a glimpse of him walking towards the door before he turns off his communicator.]

OOC: Warren’s talking on voice for all his replies, as he wanders around the barge looking for some type of freezer to try and get rid of half his face again. Anyone who wants to Spam, feel free to run into him/stop him/hassle him. He’s not violent.

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[amagicalmystery.livejournal.com]

I know we ain't technically alive anymore, but... I'm fairly sure you're gonna need some of that.

Possibly all of that. You know how it is.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

You guys here are so funny! [He actually sounds amused.] I need my eyes, yeah, but the rest is just unnecessary extras. Like a pizza with too many toppings, you know?

[amagicalmystery.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh.

You plan on...eatin', anytime soon? Or breathing?

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Well, and I say this with the weight of experience. [He sounds very proud of this.] Even if you lose your nose, the little holes are still there for breathing. And my jaw has always been okay before, although eating was a bit hard. [He doesn't seem bothered by this.]

[amagicalmystery.livejournal.com]

Ah, so you ain't reworkin' the whole jaw, just the fleshy bits. That's different, then.

...I swear this place is gettin' to me.

Still, I don't think that's real hygienic or, y'know. Painless. An' there's the little question of why, of course...

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

See? [Warren sounds so pleased.] Now you get it! The fleshy bits don't matter. And I've done it before, and I can't remember most of it. So it mustn't have hurt, right?

[amagicalmystery.livejournal.com]

[...he cannot even be irritated, it's like getting mad at a new puppy with one floppy ear that keeps tilting its head at you after it chewed your pant leg. not even Facilier can get mad at a puppy like that.]

I'd more worry that's exactly why you don't remember.

And seriously, why? Call me a glutton for punishment, I just can't think of a time, place, or world where that'd be in vogue.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

[That's somewhat heartwarming. <3]

Oh, no. I don't remember because I was improving myself! [Yep, he's been sincere.] And I don't care what it looks like. It's how things should be. [He sounds a little less sure on that, but regroups and continues with his usual cheerful demeanor.] Everything will be better when I do it.

[amagicalmystery.livejournal.com]

[Warren has a gift, apparently. <3]

Mmhmm.

I...I am just gonna leave this for whatever poor sap gets to be your warden. They can ask the Admiral why he's invitin' people who are all the way crazy, 'cause you can at least have a conversation with the ones who are only half.

Good luck with your face, son.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

You think I'm crazy?

Well, thanks anyway. I guess. [He still sounds a bit upset.]

[amagicalmystery.livejournal.com]

Just about the face. Most folks are gonna have problems with half a face.

Other than that, I'm sure you're a fine upstanding...whatever it is you used to do.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I suppose. The people in Arkham were really accepting about it. [From Warren's tone, you can pick up that he thinks that's a good thing.] And I used to be a stock broker.

my icons are all over the place because often he has no expression for this conversation. orz.

[amagicalmystery.livejournal.com]

Arkham. Why does that sound familiar?

How the hell'd a businessman get half his face frozen off?

Noted! It's hard when that happens. :)

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

It's an mental asylum in Gotham city. I didn't know about it either, until I actually went there.

Oh, I got locked in a freezer. Someone was trying to kill me and take my place by using the fake skin they'd made of me. Fun times, fun times. [He laughs.]