[1] - Video

[warrenwhite]

[The journal clicks on, and Warren appears. The camera angle goes wild for a second as he turns it over to look at it.]

This is different! A new type of therapy for the crazies, I guess.

[Warren goes right up to the camera and gives it a huge grin. Then something in his expression changes, and he reaches up to touch his hair, then his face, looking surprised. It’s pretty clear that he’s missing basically all of his fingers.]

Oh-kay.

[Looking nervous, he bites his hand, hard. Looks at the imprint left there for a long moment.]

Holy shit.

[Cue Warren dropping the journal on the floor, and having a madcap run around his room looking for any type of reflective surface. After a long period of time, he picks of the journal, looking way less happy.]

Okay. Very funny. I get it, I get it. The Two Face style of therapy. No problem. I just gotta find something cold. Real cold. Get rid of all this excess… [He makes a general gesture to his nose and the rest of his face. You get a glimpse of him walking towards the door before he turns off his communicator.]

OOC: Warren’s talking on voice for all his replies, as he wanders around the barge looking for some type of freezer to try and get rid of half his face again. Anyone who wants to Spam, feel free to run into him/stop him/hassle him. He’s not violent.

Comments

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Yes? You've probably heard of me. [Smug.] And it is. It doesn't represent how I feel, on the inside. [He doesn't sound too serious about that, but he's deadly serious regarding finding a place to lose half his face.]

[peektuttut]

Yeah, you're hilarious, but freezing off your nose still isn't the best option.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

No, you don't get it. [Sigh.] It's something I have to do. You don't have a cell for Mr Freeze here, do you?

[peektuttut]

Uh - this isn't Arkham. Look, you don't have a warden yet. How about you...stick it out until you've got one?

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

What? No! [Actually sounding distressed.] I can't just 'stick it out'. It's disgusting.

[peektuttut]

Uh - look, it's not hurting you.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it bothers me. Can you imagine what it would be like walking around with a steak tied to your face for a week? [He doesn't wait for a response.] Yeah. That's what I thought.

[peektuttut]

Maybe it's therapeutic.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Would you find it therapeutic to have a steak on your face? [He sounds sceptical.]

[peektuttut]

I wouldn't compare a nose to a steak.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

I would. That's why I'm getting rid of it.

[peektuttut]

[So much headdesking.] Right. Good luck with that, White.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you! [Oblivious to the sarcasm.]