[1] - Video

[warrenwhite]

[The journal clicks on, and Warren appears. The camera angle goes wild for a second as he turns it over to look at it.]

This is different! A new type of therapy for the crazies, I guess.

[Warren goes right up to the camera and gives it a huge grin. Then something in his expression changes, and he reaches up to touch his hair, then his face, looking surprised. It’s pretty clear that he’s missing basically all of his fingers.]

Oh-kay.

[Looking nervous, he bites his hand, hard. Looks at the imprint left there for a long moment.]

Holy shit.

[Cue Warren dropping the journal on the floor, and having a madcap run around his room looking for any type of reflective surface. After a long period of time, he picks of the journal, looking way less happy.]

Okay. Very funny. I get it, I get it. The Two Face style of therapy. No problem. I just gotta find something cold. Real cold. Get rid of all this excess… [He makes a general gesture to his nose and the rest of his face. You get a glimpse of him walking towards the door before he turns off his communicator.]

OOC: Warren’s talking on voice for all his replies, as he wanders around the barge looking for some type of freezer to try and get rid of half his face again. Anyone who wants to Spam, feel free to run into him/stop him/hassle him. He’s not violent.

Comments

[proudsociopath.livejournal.com]

Cigarettes, alcohol, drugs.

A record player.

Shit, I'm not that picky. It's just a nail-file. What do you got?

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

[Silence as Warren thinks.] I just got here, so not much. I'll get back to you on that one.

[proudsociopath.livejournal.com]

[very sweetly]

If I give you the nail file will you do me a favor later? If I ever need one?

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

[Warren doesn't think this is a very good idea, but he really wants that nail file.]

What kind of favor?

[proudsociopath.livejournal.com]

I'll let you know when I think of something. It's just a little quid pro quo, you know?

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Okay, lady. But I'm not shanking anyone or anything like that.

[proudsociopath.livejournal.com]

Of course not.

And the name's Lisa.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Good, because that just wouldn't work out. I'm Warren White.

[proudsociopath.livejournal.com]

Warren White, the pleasure's all mine.

[[Assume Warren got the nail file from her. :] ]]

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well. Thanks for the nail file. The whole sort of scary thing really works for you. [He's not being sarcastic, he actually thinks that it does.]