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So, apparently I've been gone for a bit? It sounds pretty strange to me, I mean I think I'd have rather have been in a coma than just gone. Creepy, Admiral. I'd thought that we were all okay with each other. My room seems to be locked, which isn't great. Are we in a door locking flood or what?

And I really like all the new inmates with no faces too. They don't seem to want to talk to me, but I bet they're worth- [Pause, as Warren rethinks what he was about to say.] I bet that they're really interesting guys.

[Another pause.] I hope the shark is still here. She's all sorts of amazing.

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I don't think so. I normally have a pretty good memory for people. [Except not. :c]

Yeah. You're Warren, right? [You're kind of memorable, fingerless dude.] You got the shark.

Yeah, that's me. I thought that the barge needed more shark in its life.

Yeah, I'm sure everything needs more shark in its life.

It does. Except not dead shark. No one likes a dead shark.

Except the people that eat them.

Yeah, but that's horrible. No one should eat shark.

But they totally do.

But they totally shouldn't.

We're not debating right and wrong here, man. We're talking about whether people like dead sharks.

Anyone who is anyone only likes live sharks.

Come on, that's morals again. What about people who make necklaces out of their teeth and shit? I'll bet they like dead sharks too.

The shark might still be alive, though. Just toothless.

How would you take out a living shark's teeth, man?

They'd fall out naturally, some of them.

You think?

There's no way all of those surfers could have taken them off sharks themselves.

Yeah, but then they'd have to have found them in the sea, right? That seems unlikely.

But not impossible.

I think you're just in denial, man.

No way.

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