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[warrenwhite]

So, apparently I've been gone for a bit? It sounds pretty strange to me, I mean I think I'd have rather have been in a coma than just gone. Creepy, Admiral. I'd thought that we were all okay with each other. My room seems to be locked, which isn't great. Are we in a door locking flood or what?

And I really like all the new inmates with no faces too. They don't seem to want to talk to me, but I bet they're worth- [Pause, as Warren rethinks what he was about to say.] I bet that they're really interesting guys.

[Another pause.] I hope the shark is still here. She's all sorts of amazing.

Comments

[hatestriangles]

Except the people that eat them.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but that's horrible. No one should eat shark.

[hatestriangles]

But they totally do.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

But they totally shouldn't.

[hatestriangles]

We're not debating right and wrong here, man. We're talking about whether people like dead sharks.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Anyone who is anyone only likes live sharks.

[hatestriangles]

Come on, that's morals again. What about people who make necklaces out of their teeth and shit? I'll bet they like dead sharks too.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

The shark might still be alive, though. Just toothless.

[hatestriangles]

How would you take out a living shark's teeth, man?

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

They'd fall out naturally, some of them.

[hatestriangles]

You think?

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

There's no way all of those surfers could have taken them off sharks themselves.

[hatestriangles]

Yeah, but then they'd have to have found them in the sea, right? That seems unlikely.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

But not impossible.

[hatestriangles]

I think you're just in denial, man.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

No way.