[8] - Video

[warrenwhite]

Okay, guys? I have problems. Yeah. I know. How surprising. [Warren shrugs, smiling. He doesn't mind. But onto the serious business.]

One. Why don't we have fixed sentences? I mean, seriously. If this is a prison and not an asylum, can't we reasonably have some guestimate as to how long we're gonna be here for? Because this indefinite shit? It's not helping anyone. Really, trust me on this.

Second. You know how people are getting murdered when Iago feels like he needs a sandwich or whatever? What about the non-murderous people, like me? Why don't we ever get rewarded for being good little prison zombies? Because seriously, people are less likely to do bad stuff if they've got things to lose. And at the moment, people don't have any chance of freedom and nothing really important to stop them from messing with the other inmates.

Thirdly. [He stops, leaning towards the camera.] Since I've just like, enlightened you all so much, I don't suppose anyone's got some smokes?

[Yeah, Warren's just fishing for free stuff at the same time as being a bit astute with dubious motives.]

Comments

[lostundercover]

Not all prisons come with fixed sentences, but you're right about those rewards. You should talk to your warden.

[Private]
I've got a few smokes you can have.

I need to know more about Nygma.

[call-me-saffron.livejournal.com]

I thought we were all lifers. Lost causes and all.

private

[453gof-flesh.livejournal.com]

I'll give you some smokes, but in return for something. Of course. I didn't particularly need your bit of enlightening.

[equalsfive.livejournal.com]

It's not a terrible idea, comrade, but I have killed someone once, under immense stress here, and it was four months ago.

What do I get? Called a liar in public. There are some odd standards here, comrade.