[8] - Video
Sep. 15th, 2010 09:57 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
warrenwhiteOkay, guys? I have problems. Yeah. I know. How surprising. [Warren shrugs, smiling. He doesn't mind. But onto the serious business.]
One. Why don't we have fixed sentences? I mean, seriously. If this is a prison and not an asylum, can't we reasonably have some guestimate as to how long we're gonna be here for? Because this indefinite shit? It's not helping anyone. Really, trust me on this.
Second. You know how people are getting murdered when Iago feels like he needs a sandwich or whatever? What about the non-murderous people, like me? Why don't we ever get rewarded for being good little prison zombies? Because seriously, people are less likely to do bad stuff if they've got things to lose. And at the moment, people don't have any chance of freedom and nothing really important to stop them from messing with the other inmates.
Thirdly. [He stops, leaning towards the camera.] Since I've just like, enlightened you all so much, I don't suppose anyone's got some smokes?
[Yeah, Warren's just fishing for free stuff at the same time as being a bit astute with dubious motives.]
One. Why don't we have fixed sentences? I mean, seriously. If this is a prison and not an asylum, can't we reasonably have some guestimate as to how long we're gonna be here for? Because this indefinite shit? It's not helping anyone. Really, trust me on this.
Second. You know how people are getting murdered when Iago feels like he needs a sandwich or whatever? What about the non-murderous people, like me? Why don't we ever get rewarded for being good little prison zombies? Because seriously, people are less likely to do bad stuff if they've got things to lose. And at the moment, people don't have any chance of freedom and nothing really important to stop them from messing with the other inmates.
Thirdly. [He stops, leaning towards the camera.] Since I've just like, enlightened you all so much, I don't suppose anyone's got some smokes?
[Yeah, Warren's just fishing for free stuff at the same time as being a bit astute with dubious motives.]
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Re: private - I read a thing once. :D clapet, however, deals with meat.
Date: 2010-09-16 01:01 pm (UTC)[Clapet, getting out of his 'no, that's money!' thinking?]
I suppose we just need to persuade someone to go and bake.
private - sadly, I don't know if it's possible to make meat booze. :c
Date: 2010-09-16 01:05 pm (UTC)Yeah, true. Really, there might be someone who's willing to do it for some of the product.
Re: private - I imagine clapet might have tried.
Date: 2010-09-16 01:07 pm (UTC)...There might. See if you can find someone who works in the kitchen who might be prepared to do that.
private - Ewww. Because rotting fruit is so much better. XD
Date: 2010-09-16 01:10 pm (UTC)