[11] - Voice

[warrenwhite]

[Not filtered.]

Hey, Doctor Warden? [Oh ho ho, this name is obviously the height of humor.] We're gonna go on a port field trip, right? It's nice to have one which doesn't actively try to eat our faces.

[Pause of reflection.]

Unless there's like, something sinister in the candy or in the town. Some kind of trap. There hasn't been trap ports before, right? Unless there are people who've been caught in one?

[Private - Fourth Doctor]

And I saw the guy who stole your dog, if you were wondering where it is. [He thinks that there's only one K-9, and that the Fifth Doctor has it.]

[Private - Clapet]

I'm gonna see if I can find anything useful from this flood. If there isn't booze, which there should be, I'm sure that there will be a ton of other useful stuff.

Comments

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

Of course we're going to port. I'm taking you to some of the museums!

And don't worry about K9, there are multiples of him.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Museums. Great. [Warren will accept this and go anyway.]

You multiplied your dog?

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

[We are going on a historical museum tour of Salem, dammit.] I'm glad you think so!

Since he's a robot, it's easy to have multiple versions of K9. The one I have is K9 Mark II. K9 Mark I is on Gallifrey with Leela while K9 Mark III is on Earth with Sarah Jane.

Spam/log? :D

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

[Warren is so not impressed by this turn of events.]

Let me guess. All the K-9s email each other and have Christmas parties at the end of the year?

Yes please! You choose, though.

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

Considering that one is on Gallifrey, one is on Earth and one is in the TARDIS, that would be quite silly.

I'll put up a log. :D

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Yeah, right. If we're gonna do this port thing, where should we meet?

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

We'll meet at...let's see...there's a taffy shop about five minutes from the Barge, next to a Walgreens. Perhaps we can meet there?

Sweet. Log up.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure. You're not really wanting to go to more than one or two museums, right?

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

We won't go to that many. One, two, ten, just a small amount.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Ten. [Pause] I am not going to ten museums!

he meant ten. :/

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

Did I say ten? I meant two.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

[Warren doubted that, but he wasn't about to question it.] I could go to two. I guess.

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

Ten it is!

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

That's not what I said! Two!

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

That's what I said. Two.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

But... You... [Trails off.] That's not fair.

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

What's not fair?

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

You can't just keep changing your mind like that!

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

I'm not changing my mind!

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

You are. [Simmers.] You're probably doing it on purpose.

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

I assure you, whatever I'm doing it's not on purpose. [Except it is.]

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

The moment you say you're not doing it on purpose probably means that you are. [When in doubt, insane troll logic is the best answer.]

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

Except when I say that I'm not doing it on purpose, I mean it.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I can't know that you really meant that you're weren't doing it on purpose.

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

Trust me!

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure. You're so trustworthy.

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you think so, Warren.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

I was being sarcastic. [Sigh.]

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

You were? Oh.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

You're not seriously surprised, are you?

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

Of course I'm not!

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

But... you said... [The frustration.] You know what? Okay. Fine. Whatever.

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

Alright!

private

[453gof-flesh.livejournal.com]

Wise approach to take. Hopefully our wardens won't have all the purchasing power.

private

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Huh. I hadn't considered that. I hope not. I'm not overly great at physically stealing stuff.

Re: private

[453gof-flesh.livejournal.com]

Me neither. We'll see what we can do.

private

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

But even candy could be handy. It's got enough sugar in it.

Re: private

[453gof-flesh.livejournal.com]

You're right. Sugar should be useful in all forms.

private

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It might actually help if the alcohol we're making doesn't taste like crap as well. If you can, bring back some plastic bags or a bucket or something.

Re: private

[453gof-flesh.livejournal.com]

I have a bucket. [do not ask why, Warren.]

private - that icon. XD

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Really? That's great. Where did it come from? [Warren: too curious for his own good.]

Re: private - that icon. XD

[453gof-flesh.livejournal.com]

I'm a butcher who most of the time has to do his own slaughtering. I have lots of uses for buckets.

[pause]

I'll clean them first.

private

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

[Well, Warren won't be drinking any of that hooch.]

No problem. It's not like the people buying it will know the difference.

Re: private

[453gof-flesh.livejournal.com]

Of course not. You'd be surprised what people don't notice.

private

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Really, if they can't taste it, it's not our problem. Buyer beware, after all.